Image via WikipediaA man standing in the garden watching his wife cooking burgers on the bbq says to her ‘ your bum is almost as wide as the grill!’She just ignores him and carries on, he just shrugs and carries on chatting to his brother.
Later on in bed, the man tries it on with is wife, but to his dismay she ushes him away.
‘Whats the matter’ the man says. ‘ don’t you want me’.
‘No’ the wife replies, ‘I don’t think its worth heating up this big grill for such a small sausage is it?’
